We still haven't quite gotten to the point where dog collars can interpret a dog's bark and translate it into words. Yes, like in the movie"Up".
But maybe this is a step along the way?
A company called MSCHF is selling a new dog collar that plays SWEAR WORDS whenever your dog barks.
When your dog barks, the device on the collar randomly picks a pre-recorded curse word to play. The people who created it say it's a way for your dog to help vent . . . but, you know, that's not actually true. It's just a gag gift.
If you're interested, they cost $60 . . . but right now, they're temporarily sold out.